So yesterday I had one of those FML days where I dropped 12 buy-ins in 3K hands. Actually, it was probably closer to 20 "buy-ins" because most of it was at the 5/10 shallow games (40BB buy-in). This would obviously be my worst stretch ever. I don't think I've ever ran/played that poorly before. I've since made almost half of it back, but I'm a little confused as to what's going on with poker. I'm actually down for the month (flat with rakeback). I'm obviously not the money printing machine I used to be.
As such, I'm glad that we have a dinner party to go to tonight - a night off from poker is probably just what the doctor ordered. Trip report tomorrow.
Short post today because I need a break.
In honor of taco and tequila night yesterday... (btw, I'm blaming the tequilla for my run-bad)
A wife sends her husband to the local market for cheese. The husband goes to the market and sees this huge wheel of cheese rolling down the street so he picks it up and takes it home to his wife. His wife asks him, "what the hell kind of cheese is this?!?" "Nacho cheese," the man replies. She says, "Nacho cheese? How do you know this is nacho cheese?" The man replies, "there was a black man running behind me saying 'that's nacho cheese! that's nacho cheese!"
[ ] politically correct
[x] racist ban
[x] apologies to offended readers
[x] joke still makes me chuckle after several decades