Skelm from LifeFish was nice enough to make a caricature of me, after I commented on how much I liked the ones on their web site. Not sure why I'm wearing a LifeFish shirt, instead of a DoubleFly Poker shirt, but hey! Beggars can't be choosers. In classic 2+2 tradition:
BRAG: Mrs. Fly said I was waaay cuter in person. So true.
BEAT: Mrs. Fly said I was waaay fatter in person. Crazy blind woman.
VARIANCE: Wow! Look at those huge feet! You know what they say about a guy with huge feet... that's right!!! huge shoes!
I've been putzing around with just outing myself. No - I'm not gay! I'm talking about posting a photo somewhere so that the poker community will know me when they see me. I guess I had been a little reluctant because one of the first guys I met on the forums was Whale and I just thought there were enough crazies on the web where it wasn't worth the hassle. But it turns out most of the regs seem like decent people, and I figure I'll be seeing everyone in a few years at a WSOP event, so it'll have to happen eventually. I'll probably mull it over. But until then, at least you have this!
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
Well, Stew Leonard is having a $4.99/lb lobsters again (later post). I would be willing to let this round go by, except they are also having $3.99 porterhouse steaks. You might as well tell me Jessica Alba opened up a kissing booth. Speaking of which...
BRAG: My brother and his family were sitting at a restaurant and Jessica Alba (who was at the next table) told them my nephew was cute.
BEAT: Unfortunately, that good-for-nothing Cash was with her.
VARIANCE: Jess, my nephew gets his good looks from our side of the family. Call me: 1-203-BIG-FEET.
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