So a few days into the popcorn sales drive, I look at my email to see who bought popcorn, and all I see are the usual suspects - friends and family. No poker players. I know things have been tough with FT and AP/UB shutting down, Cake taking months to process a cashout and with people scrambling to get money off of Merge. But is it going to kill you to buy a lousy $22 box of popcorn (includes postage) to help a bunch of cub scouts?
Seriously - no poker player's bought any, so you may get free coaching for as little as $22 (and an awesome box of popcorn - 18 microwaveable packs inside). I personally prefer the microwaveable kettle corn for $25 - it's a little sweeter.
So to summarize:
* box of 18 tasty microwaveable bags of popcorn for $22-25 ($2 more for delivery confirmation)
* impress the ladies with your sensitivity to the needs of little cub scouts
* a chance to win a database read of your game, worth at least $500 (and waaay more if you are a weaker reg in the games)
Here is a link to the catalog. You can also send a popcorn donation to our military troops or buy pre-popped popcorn (white chocolate, carmamel, toffee, cheddar). Don't order online - the prices are higher and the shipping and handling is a rip-off. I'll have G send it to you (along with a hand-written thank you note) via priority mail. The prices above include shipping and handling. And as an added bonus, I'll take Merge transfers (Carbon and Lock) as payment! I just saw it trade at 70 cents. That's like getting a 30% discount on the popcorn! Act now! Send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org with your name and address, and your perferred form of payment.
Not into popcorn? I'll add another item to the Poker-Master raffle later in the week.
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