Congrats to J.O. for winning the Duke popcorn lottery. Full report coming in less than a week!
But seriously, my 6-8 hours would have been better spent had I not even bothered to try and help the Cub Scouts sell popcorn, sat on my ass (like I usually do), watch some football, just play 1 "standard" session of poker and donate that money to them. That would have been almost $1,000. Pretty sure if I asked the CubMaster what I should have done, he would have said, "F*ck the popcorn - go play poker, you clueless heathen bastard and give us da moniez!!!" [Not worth another post, but I inadvertently took my FT folding chairs to a Cub Scouts event and I felt like such a degen sitting there near the front, advertizing a poker gambling site that just perpetrated massive fraud to a bunch of 8-9 year olds in the bible belt. Nice DoubleFly. Nice. O wait! Who is that knocking at my door?]
Community Service part II coming up next week.
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