OMG!  I can't believe it's been over a week since I blogged.  That must be some kind of record.  I've been super busy the last week because of the holidays, and now I'm waaay behind on my posts.   You can read about my adventures at the second biggest church complex I've ever been in (other than the Vatican), and how I let a short Asian man rub me down in the nude.

Oh, I'm going to have some big news next week...  :-)

(and it's not that I turned ghey, in case you are wondering what the deal with getting naked with another dude is all about).


A Xmas joke to tide you guys over...  the kind of joke that I would find funny, but Mrs. Fly would not.

A couple was shopping at a packed mall on Christmas Eve. Walking through the mall, the wife looked up and was surprised to see that her husband had disappeared. She was very upset because they had much Christmas shopping to do.

Using her cell phone, she called her husband and asked him where he was. The husband, in a calm voice said, "Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago - where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?" His wife, crying, said "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."

"Well," he said, "I'm in the bar next to it."