I'm a softie.  You may not think it from some of my "aggressive" views on capital punishment, public holidays, Bernanke, public toilet urination, not putting in enough hours, etc.  But long time readers know better - probably that "crying" post a few years back was the clincher.  What can I say?  I like a happy ending (all varieties).

So it will come as no surprise to you that one of the (many) movies I like watching is Disney's "Beauty and the Beast."  I even bought it on DVD (and Blu-ray, and Blu-ray 3D and digital copy - all for $30 on Amazon).  Disney is so annoying how they only sell their movies once every 10 years or whatever.  Anyway, I'm now set for life.

There are plenty of reasons why I can relate to this movie.  I obviously like animation (Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, etc).  Long time readers will know I like nerdy women and nice voices.  And the beast is large and hairy.  I'm large but not hairy (since I'm Asian) but I do have this anus...  And I am also into kidnapping women and holding them captive in my dungeon.  Puts the lotion in the basket!  Call me old school - it only took 6 months in the well for Mrs. Fly to agree to marry me.  But I digress...

Anyway, we'll watch a few movies a month as a family.  Even tho this is a Disney "princess" movie, I thought the boys might like it.  They'll basically agree to watch any movie (since we let them have popcorn).  It can't be horrible to know what the girls in their class are talking about.  It's important to watch movies / TV with your kids, so you can talk about any issues that arise.  It's just another way to spend time some quality time with you kids.

The movie starts and the first thing G says is, "I don't really like Disney movies - they sing too much."  Sing too much?!?  This is coming from an 8 year old who needs to sing "I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it...  I'm sexy and I know it" every friggin time he gets into the car.  You don't know how ridiculous that sounds coming from an 8 year old.  It was a bit more merciful last month when it was "We will rock you."  Obviously from the public urination episode a few weeks ago, he's not afraid to show it.  G - future pervert.  I feel like lmfao is laughing at me.

Apparently B&tB was a little too "violent" for D in the beginning.  So he would walk out the movie during the "scary" parts and come back in when the coast is clear.  Can you guess the part he really enjoyed?  The early musical numbers.  Why?  Because he couldn't stop talking about the three bimbos who were in love with Gaston.  He just kept talking about how he liked girls with the yellow hair - the one in the green and the red and the yellow.  All THREE of them.  And he even talked about them long after their 15 minutes were up.  D - future swinger.

Pervert and menage boy.  I have no idea where they get that from...  eh hem.

I suppose the big take-away from this blog post (my next LDO public service announcement) is this...  spend time with your kids (including watching TV).  This way, you'll know when your kids are going to be deviants, and you'll know you'll have to grind even harder to get that bail money ready.