OMFG!!! When is this poker doomswitch going to stop?!? So I played 77 hands at NL1000 last week. The only two big pots I played was AK aipf vs ... that's right AA! And then my flopped set in a 3bet pot got wanged by a 2 outer on the river. In only 77 hands! Aaagh!!!
Where's that mother f*ckin screwdriver?!?
Well, I'm not at that point yet... By some friggin' miracle, I'm still up on the month. Sigh.
But obviously my tribute to the Poker Gods did squat. Was Han Ga In was too "wholesome" looking for them to care? Maybe I needed a photo with more skin. Perhaps the Poker Gods only like skanky offerings?!?
Or maybe I'm just heading down the wrong path altogether. Perhaps there's another being more powerful than the poker gods? Let's re-evaluate... Posted photo of cute woman. Photo displeased Mrs. Fly. DoubleFly got wanged. Maybe I should post some photos that Mrs. Fly would approve of. Hmm...
Eric Bana. Hands down the guy that Mrs. Fly thinks is hot. So that's why she married me! For my resemblance to EB! Eh hem. Anyway, he's the only guy on her "unfaithful list." For those of you who do not know who he is (because you have a life), he was in Troy, Hulk, Blackhawk Down, Munich and Star Trek. And one of the worst poker movies of all time, Lucky You. This is a poker blog after all!
The reason she likes him so much? He's apparently an unbelievable p*ssy - i.e. very devoted and thoughtful to his wife and hangs out with her all the time. O wait a sec... Doh!
I have no idea how she would know all of this. I am disgusted that *I* know this. Thanks Mrs. Fly - for cluttering my puny mind with useless bits of information like this. All the secrets to luckboxing I got from Newman went out one ear, and was replaced by useless housewife gossip.
Hopefully this new hunky offering will do the trick. Otherwise, I'm going to have to try the skanky hottie route. Or maybe I need to think out of the box on a new "offering" ...